40 Things You Should Give Up for Lent


(For a list of things to do during Lent, see 40 Ways to Win Lent.)

These are just suggestions.  Don’t give up all forty things on this list.  Just pick one or two.  Or none.

Oh yeah, and there are a few that you should probably just give up forever.


1. Sweets.  And if you aren’t a “sweets person,” you aren’t a “human being with a soul.”





2. Salt.  Let your family be the flavor in your life.





3. Cream and sugar.  Black is the new lightish brown.





4.  Cupcakes.  Let’s be honest – you’re sick of them anyway.





5.  Shoes and socks.  This only makes sense if you live in cold weather and have hardwood floors.


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6.  The Frozen soundtrack.  Maybe from now until Easter you can just…let it go?


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7.  Sports Center.  Yes, even for March Madness.  And speaking of that…


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8.  Your NCAA bracket.  Life will go on.


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9.  All television.  All of it.  But remember, Sundays aren’t Lent – you still have Downton.


Downton Abbey



10.  Name brand whatever.  It will help you appreciate the small things in life.


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11.  Facebook.   Like!  Friend!  Poke! …Repent ye!





12.  Girl Scout Cookies.  That is, if you have any left.  Fatty.





13.  Twitter.  Focus on following Someone else for a few weeks.





14.  Your pillow.  Oh shut up, yes you can.





15.  Fast food.  Except for the sacred combo of breaded chicken, mayonnaise, and religious freedom.





16.  Checking your email every five minutes.  Read a paragraph of Evangelii Gaudium instead.


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17.  Meat.  If you’re a vegetarian, this one is weird.  But you’re already weird, so…





18.  Hot showers.  But you know, get clean still.  Please.





19.  Pizza.  This can be pretty easy, as long as you don’t see any pictures of pizza…





20.  Satire.  It’s just sooo not funny.





21.    Running from the police.  It never ends well, even in Ordinary Time.


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22.  The car radio.  It’s okay to talk to yourself.


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23.  Talking to yourself.  On second thought, you probably have issues.





24.  Mispronouncing easy words.  Ready?  Let’s practice…”real-tor.”  Not “real-a-tor.”





25.  Sarcasm.  Also not funny.





26.  Emoticons.  Feel free to give these up for the rest of your life.  Or at least my life.





27.  The St. Patrick’s Day Parade.  Instead, stay home and watch a good movie.


quiet man



28.  Harpooning whales.  If you need this to make ends meet, don’t give it up for Lent.  But if it’s just a hobby…





29.  Golf.  If it’s warm enough to play golf where you are, damn you you might consider giving it up.





30.  Your favorite private jet.  Damn you too.


With the worlds widest and tallest jet cabin, the Airbus ACJ319 is fit for a billionaire



31.  Petty divisiveness.  It’s just mean.





32.  Spurs.  Unless you need them for your job, in which case do you want to trade jobs?





33.  The snow blower.  Get that shovel out…there’s nothing so exhilarating as cardiac arrest.





34.  Half an hour of sleep.  Set that alarm for 5:30…you’re a grumpy person anyway.





35.  The closest parking spot.  Think of your long walk into Walmart as a miniature Appalachian Trail.





36.  Doing taxidermy while intoxicated.  This is another good one to give up forever.





37.  Pleasure cruising at night through eel-infested waters.  Do you know what that sound is, your Highness?





38.  Listening to the critics.  You know you’re a great artist, because you told you so.





39.  Your Monday morning breakfast.  Make the hardest morning a little harder and offer it up.


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40.  And your Friday night plans.  We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you…




For a list of things to do during Lent, check out 40 Ways to Win Lent.





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  • Rose Allen

    I’d give up Girl Scout cookies permanently –in fact, I did years ago after finding out about the Planned Parenthood connection, and the Girl Scouts’ anti-life, anti-traditional marriage bent.

  • Adam

    Neat little article. I can’t be silent about #27 The St. Patrick’s Day Parade, however.

    St Patrick’s Day parades are often held on Sundays, when Lenten fasting gives way to the celebration of the resurrection.

    And in places where the parade is on a weekday, St Patrick may happen to be a patronal feast, elevating the day to a liturgical solemnity, where fasting also gives way to rejoicing (sort of like on the Annunciation).

    And the alternative suggestion of watching a movie seems bizarre given other recommendations on the site to prioritize human communication to technology.

    God bless! :)

  • mary ann boley

    I gave up fox news, and any news station except ewtn. and feel more at peace just after 2 days. I get hourly news on ewtn radio. and that is sufficient to keep me praying for the world.

  • Marie Jean

    I found these 20 things to give up for Lent very meaning.


  • David

    Can I give up being Roman Catholic? The Unitarians make better pot-lucks for some reason…

  • geralyn mott

    perhaps you should just give up believing in fairy tales and a mythological boogie man who lives up in the sky and loves us soooo much that he’ll make us burn in a very hot place forever if we don’t fall on our knees and worship him ….

    • MominVermont

      Sooo not funny. Try giving up suggestions 20, 25, and 31.

    • Lisa

      No, no, the boogie man is so nice that he won’t make those who hate him live with him forever.



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