9 Things About Your Car that Say “Hi, We’re Catholic!”


1.   There’s a rosary hanging from the rear-view mirror.

rosary on mirror







Just keep it on a short leash, like the one in this picture, or you risk losing an eye.  Sure, if you’re going to blind yourself permanently you might as well do it with a very small crucifix, but still.


2.   You can’t fit into one parking space.









3.   You have at least one pro-life bumper sticker…

bumper sticker







…but you don’t necessarily stop there.








Our pro-life message:  “Yes, they’re all ours, and no, we’re not done.”


4.   You have a carpet of old church bulletins instead of floor mats.

church bulletin












And sure enough, your parish, just like every other parish in the country, consists entirely of realtors, dentists, and painters.


5.   You prominently display a St. Christopher prayer card and/or visor clip.

christopherst. christopher










Who cares if he was a myth?  He was manly.  He probably smelled like bacon and fresh lumber.


6.   Your number one pre-set station is Catholic Radio.

car radio








fr. rocky








Because even Journey can get old sometimes.


7.   You have an entire row of car seats.

car seats







And none of them are this clean, ever.


8.   Your air freshener is a miniature incense thurible.










Okay, I made that one up.  But if they made those,  you know you would get one.


9.   Your car looks like this.

pope car







In which case, thanks for reading.



  • Briana

    Just had our 4th child and we live in Utah. Most people think we’re Mormon. We get a lot of “you know what causes that right?” and “are you getting snipped now?” And a lot of weird looks when I say we’re not sure if we’re done yet and it’s up to God. NFP is a foreign concept here. But we keep telling people what we do and why and who knows, maybe we’ll change someone’s mind at some point! Until then, going to keep upgrading the vehicle so we can fit them all in!

  • Caro

    Too funny!

  • Melissa

    I got way excited after reading the top of number eight then very sad at the bottom.

  • Jimmy Herrera

    This is great! I love it.



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