Category Archives: Breaking News

Even Robert Edwards cannot outsmart death.

There’s something tremendously, terribly, comfortingly constant about the death of someone like Robert Edwards. To be sure, I hope he made his peace with the Lord before he went to his personal judgment, but since he was the scientist who pioneered in vitro fertilization, he would have a lot of collateral damage to account for. [...]

Michigan Corp Demands Planned Parenthood Retract Defamatory Claims

CHICAGO — Autocam Corporation and its CEO John Kennedy have demanded that the Planned Parenthood Action Fund retract the patently false charge that Autocam has not paid property taxes since 1997, as well as other baseless claims circulated by the taxpayer-funded abortion giant. Planned Parenthood leveled the accusations against the Kennedy family as part of [...]

Eau du Sheep

Men who spend a lot of time around animals tend to pick up certain qualities of those animals. Smells, in particular, can cling rather stubbornly. Take an pig farmer, for example. (We’ll call him “Finn.”) Should Finn wish to woo a lady (we’ll call her “Maggie”) he might consider using some fruity soaps to mask [...]

Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi will represent the United States at Pope Francis’ Inaugural Mass

Vice President Joe Biden, Minority leader Nancy Pelosi, New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez and Georgetown University President John J. DeGioia will represent the United States at the Mass of Inauguration for Pope Francis on March 19th, according to the Daily Caller. I sincerely hope Pope Francis denies Communion to Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden. Not because I’m [...]

Habemus Papam! Pope Francis!

It’s incredible the surprises the Holy Spirit has in store for us! The first non-european pope. A Jesuit who has chosen the name Francis. The first original pope name since Pope Lando in 914(!). I know better than to form opinions so early — I’m in a euphoria of joy and excitement. Let’s let the [...]

Pope Francis’ Adoption Position Shared by Many Homosexuals

That didn’t take long. It’s already time to defend the new Pope. Much is already being made about Pope Francis’ opposition to gay adoption when it was at issue in Argentina in 2010. This humble man who cooks his own food and takes public transportation puts a lie to the smear that equates all pro-family [...]

MoveOn.org registers 300 people in Detroit to vote in papal conclave

Disclaimer:  None of the people mentioned below are real people, and none of the events described ever happened, blah blah blah.   As cardinals in Rome make final preparations for electing a new pope, the American progressive organization MoveOn.org has taken the unprecedented step of registering several hundred people in the Detroit metropolitan area to [...]

Shocking! Bill Clinton changes views on marriage

Former President Bill Clinton has joined President Obama – a man whose 2008 presidential campaign Clinton once referred to as a “fairy tale” – in advocating for the repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act, a bill he signed into law in 1996. Clinton, in an op-ed published March 7th, writes “it was a very [...]

Top Ten Signs You Might Not Be a “Papabile”

  1.   You ask for an absentee ballot because you don’t want to miss Downton Abbey.   2.   Before leaving for Rome, you tell your diocesan chancellor, “The next time you see me, I might be Theolicious the First.”   3.   When the cardinals are discussing the current needs of the Church, you raise your hand and say, [...]


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