Category Archives: Humor

The Dog With Nine Lives

It has always been said that dogs go to heaven But sadly for cats there is no dispensation. We must recognize then there is a solution Which upholds dignity for kitten attraction. Don’t think this is an idle game or just mere levity. It’s a serious question of feline equality!   If we simply could [...]

31 Things You Thought About During Sunday Mass But Won’t Admit

  1.  Got to church on time…all settled in the pew before the opening hymn starts…kids all fully clothed and sitting still…can I get a plenary indulgence or something?     2.  Oh good, I secretly love this song.     3.  Okay, whose here?  There are the Growskis…there are the Taylors…l00ks like the Kellys [...]

Five Disappointing Things About Advent

Advent must have been something great back in the day. The sober, quiet calm before the storm of Christmas cheer. A time to hole up and gather energy for the Christmas feast. It is not so anymore. 1. The music is disappointing. Imagine if, on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday and all the days between, [...]

“Wendy Davis Is Pro-Life” and Other Lies That Nobody Would Ever Believe

  Texas state senator and gubernatorial hopeful Wendy Davis, who became the darling of the abortion lobby after her filibuster of the Texas bill banning abortions after 20 weeks, has declared that she is “pro-life.” Huh.  Really? No, not really. What she said is this: “I am pro-life.  I care about the life of every [...]

10 Catholic Cliches (And What They Really Mean)

Friends at Benedictine College and I were translating common sayings by Catholics last week. Add others in the comments if you think of any. 1. When a Catholic says: “I’ll pray about it.” She might mean, “I will bring this important decision before God.” … But often, she means: “My answer is No, but I [...]

Catholic College Humor

Ah, college humor. From the days of Harvard Lampoon to the YouTube and meme age, college students have had a reputation for irreverent humor. At Catholic colleges the humor is just like it is anywhere else … but with a twist: reverent humor. I have collected some Benedictine College, Kansas, humor from campus memes and Stray Campus [...]

13 Things About Your Yard That Say You’re Catholic

  1.   The statue of Mary.  Required by canon law.                                   2.  Toys…lots of toys…new toys, old toys, big toys, little toys, inside toys, outside toys, broken toys, and…seriously, where did all these toys come from?       [...]

Pope Francis Shocks Again: St. Peter’s Square Actually “Somewhat Roundish”

Disclaimer:  This is a fake interview.  Not real.  Fictional.  Pretend.  Make-believe.   It’s happened again.  In another explosive interview with an American progressive Catholic publication, Pope Francis dropped yet another bombshell, sending shock waves throughout the media and the global Church. Let’s see what the new Pontiff had to say: National Catholic Inquirer:  Thank you, [...]


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