Category Archives: Humor

“Wendy Davis Is Pro-Life” and Other Lies That Nobody Would Ever Believe

  Texas state senator and gubernatorial hopeful Wendy Davis, who became the darling of the abortion lobby after her filibuster of the Texas bill banning abortions after 20 weeks, has declared that she is “pro-life.” Huh.  Really? No, not really. What she said is this: “I am pro-life.  I care about the life of every [...]

10 Catholic Cliches (And What They Really Mean)

Friends at Benedictine College and I were translating common sayings by Catholics last week. Add others in the comments if you think of any. 1. When a Catholic says: “I’ll pray about it.” She might mean, “I will bring this important decision before God.” … But often, she means: “My answer is No, but I [...]

Catholic College Humor

Ah, college humor. From the days of Harvard Lampoon to the YouTube and meme age, college students have had a reputation for irreverent humor. At Catholic colleges the humor is just like it is anywhere else … but with a twist: reverent humor. I have collected some Benedictine College, Kansas, humor from campus memes and Stray Campus [...]

13 Things About Your Yard That Say You’re Catholic

  1.   The statue of Mary.  Required by canon law.                                   2.  Toys…lots of toys…new toys, old toys, big toys, little toys, inside toys, outside toys, broken toys, and…seriously, where did all these toys come from?       [...]

Pope Francis Shocks Again: St. Peter’s Square Actually “Somewhat Roundish”

Disclaimer:  This is a fake interview.  Not real.  Fictional.  Pretend.  Make-believe.   It’s happened again.  In another explosive interview with an American progressive Catholic publication, Pope Francis dropped yet another bombshell, sending shock waves throughout the media and the global Church. Let’s see what the new Pontiff had to say: National Catholic Inquirer:  Thank you, [...]

10 Ways Living with a Toddler is Supremely Awesome

The Huffington Post blog had a post yesterday entitled “10 Ways Living With a Toddler Is Like Being in Prison.” Yes, it was mildly humorous, and yes, some of the sentiments will resonate with parents of children of that age, and yes, there is some comfort in sharing stories and jokes about our kids to [...]

21 Ways Catholics Break Up With Each Other

  Because sometimes you just need to stick a fork in it and go in peace to love and serve the Lord.   1.   “I just think you would look really good in vestments.”       2.   “I’ve been praying about it, and I think God wants you to become a nun.”     [...]

9 Things About Your Car that Say “Hi, We’re Catholic!”

  1.   There’s a rosary hanging from the rear-view mirror.             Just keep it on a short leash, like the one in this picture, or you risk losing an eye.  Sure, if you’re going to blind yourself permanently you might as well do it with a very small crucifix, but [...]


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