Category Archives: Humor

Pope Francis Shocks Again: St. Peter’s Square Actually “Somewhat Roundish”

Disclaimer:  This is a fake interview.  Not real.  Fictional.  Pretend.  Make-believe.   It’s happened again.  In another explosive interview with an American progressive Catholic publication, Pope Francis dropped yet another bombshell, sending shock waves throughout the media and the global Church. Let’s see what the new Pontiff had to say: National Catholic Inquirer:  Thank you, [...]

10 Ways Living with a Toddler is Supremely Awesome

The Huffington Post blog had a post yesterday entitled “10 Ways Living With a Toddler Is Like Being in Prison.” Yes, it was mildly humorous, and yes, some of the sentiments will resonate with parents of children of that age, and yes, there is some comfort in sharing stories and jokes about our kids to [...]

21 Ways Catholics Break Up With Each Other

  Because sometimes you just need to stick a fork in it and go in peace to love and serve the Lord.   1.   “I just think you would look really good in vestments.”       2.   “I’ve been praying about it, and I think God wants you to become a nun.”     [...]

9 Things About Your Car that Say “Hi, We’re Catholic!”

  1.   There’s a rosary hanging from the rear-view mirror.             Just keep it on a short leash, like the one in this picture, or you risk losing an eye.  Sure, if you’re going to blind yourself permanently you might as well do it with a very small crucifix, but [...]

What are Catholics To Do? Here are the Top 5 Places for Voluntary Exile

Over the past few years, Catholics have seen a non-stop assault on traditional values. With the reversal of DOMA by the Supreme Court, the aggressively anti-Catholic liberal agenda will only become stronger. As Christians, it is our duty to bear witness and to stand up for our beliefs, but what if things get really bad–like [...]

Take the Quiz: What’s your Catholic I.Q.?

  Do you have what it takes? The following 10 questions aren’t hard, but they will test your knowledge of all things Catholic – from Church history to vital current issues that impact your practice of the Faith. Okay fine, not really.  These are just questions that occurred to me on Sunday during the homily.  [...]

Friday Papist Meme

Had a little time on my hands this morning! Photo credit: Vatican Radio – English

Funny Because It’s True

Jim Gaffigan tells jokes for a living and, lucky for him, he’s really good at it. (See the embedded video at the bottom of this post.) He’s also Catholic and has five kids, which led Michelle Boorstein of the Washington Post to ask, “Is comic Jim Gaffigan the Catholic Church’s newest evangelizer?” (h/t New Advent): [...]


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