Death Bear

Friday is wacky story day, as considering that I’m sitting in Baton Rouge wearing a wedding ring and a snow-covered Saints championship hat, I’m feeling in a wacky mood and this story is perfect for today.

In Brooklyn, one may enlist the services of the Death Bear. What does the Death Bear do? Well, if you have suffered a painful breakup,

“Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever, allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex’s clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak and loss.”

In other words, Death Bear is a guy who dresses up in a black and takes things that people obviously want to get rid of. Kinda like Tracy porter.

Porter acting as Death Bear for Manning or Farve

Porter acting as Death Bear for Manning. So selfless

Anyway, I though of this an interesting example of the need for priesthood in our society. We need someone to offer up our sacrifices and take away our pains, but instead of looking to Christ the high priest or ordained priests, we now have “Death Bear.” It’s amusing and yet depressing the lengths people go to to try to fill their need for Christ without Christ.

Even so, I’m going to call up Death Bear and see if he’s available to go to Joshua’s house and take his Vikings stuff away so he can begin the healing process. 😉





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