I Have No Idea What The Pope Is Talking About, And Neither Do You



In this photograph, I mean.

pope with lamb


After all, not knowing what the person is actually saying is what makes a caption contest fun, right?

Besides, if there’s anything we’ve learned in the past year, it’s that having no clue what Pope Francis is saying  should never be a hindrance to putting words in his mouth.

And Thomas – sorry for so shamelessly treading on your turf, but it’s such a great picture I couldn’t pass it up.

So readers, have at it.   What captions can you come up with for this great photo of Pope Francis?

I took a few stabs at it myself…

pope with lamb

“No, I’m serious – the secret to a great leg of lamb is rosemary!”

pope with lamb

“This lamb must not like me…he’s demonstrating his trickle down theory down my back.”

pope with lamb

“Okay fine, maybe you’re right – I probably wouldn’t have said that if I knew they smelled this bad.  For the love…”

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“No, I said the Pope loves you, not ewe.”

pope with lamb

“So then I’m like, ‘Hey Monsignor, how much if I wear this sheep around all day?’…ha ha ha!”

pope with lamb

“You know what else is hilarious?  ‘Get Strangled by a Sheep-Wielding Gypsy Day’ was yesterday, not today, so kindly remove the sweaty livestock from my neck.”

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John White lives in the Chicago area with his wife and seven children.

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