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Climate change is the biggest threat facing humanity.
We know that because a bunch of world leaders are in Paris right now, heroically talking about climate change and how bad it is.
And it’s really bad. Probably the worst thing to ever happen.
But maybe you are a cynic who thinks there are more serious threats out there to our lives, to our freedom, and to our national security. Things that we should be addressing with more urgency than the weather.
You are wrong, and the following photos prove it.
See how hot it must be for these guys, marching along like that all dressed up in their stuff? That’s because the temperature is .5 degrees higher than it was a hundred years ago. It’s only going to get worse unless we do something.
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See that sky? It used to be bluer. Now because of climate change there’s probably a hurricane coming. We have to act and act now.a
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That water is almost up to their heels. Definitely due to rising sea levels, one of the more dire consequences of climate change. We cannot ignore it any longer.aa
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President Obama said that plants stop growing because of climate change. See? No plants. Climate change. Act now, bring back the plants.a
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Climate change affects the economy in terrible ways. Not long ago, he could have sold his rocket bomb for two dollars instead of just one. Save the climate, save jobs.a
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Climate change makes people wear shoes that don’t match their outfit. We can’t let our children inherit a world like that.a
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Climate change causes poverty. See the guy on the horse? He used to have a Toyota like his friends, but he had to sell it because he couldn’t afford the gas. Now they make fun of him.
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So there’s the proof. Climate change is the scariest thing imaginable. If you think otherwise, you must be crazy.
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