Will Joe Biden be Comedy Gold Tonight? Here’s What He SHOULDN’T Say

Today at The Blaze, they have a list of 13 things that Joe Biden shouldn’t say in the debate tonight. This isn’t just any list, of course. It’s a list of things he’s already said.

My favorite? It’s hard to choose. I think it’s a toss up between numbers 12 and 13 on the list:


60% of the time, it works every time.

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.” –Joe Biden, speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Va., for their annual retreat, Feb. 6, 2009

13 Things Joe Biden Is NOT ALLOWED To Say Tonight


Hey, at least he’s humble.

”Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.” –Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

After Obama’s less than stellar performance in his opening debate, and with expectations for Joe Biden’s potential that come straight out of the pages of The Onion, this should be an interesting (and likely entertaining) contest. Biden has his own special off-brand of charisma, and despite his many gaffes, he’ll no doubt score a few points this evening, but I don’t think anyone out there believes he stands a chance on scoring points for substance.

If only the loser of the debate had so be subjected to a dunk tank.



  • Rich

    How about the losers (i.e. bloggers) at CV in a dunk tank. That could raise a lot of money. You would even find Bishops lining up to throw a ball or two as the mutter under there breathe about the manipulation of their work.

    • Joe M

      Rich. Didn’t you just claim here that you make no personal attacks? How is calling people “losers” not a personal attack?

      • Rich

        I believe that you have enough to worry about with your own that you don’t need to be worried about anyone else. Why don’t you go find someone else to pester with your nonsense.
        I am done with you and am shaking the dust from my sandals.

        • Joe M

          Why are you afraid to answer the question? Is calling a person a “loser” not a personal attack? Why claim that you don’t make personal attacks when you clearly do? Isn’t that the real “nonsense” going down here?

  • KT1

    The best thing we can do is DON’T FEED THE TROLLS such as BufordJr and iseehate and Rich. Let them comment, but ignore them because it will bother them immensely.

    • Rich

      Are you following your own advice?

  • Karen

    I am not expecting Biden to make a gaffe- but I am praying that he does!

    • Rich

      Which of the Commandments is that following?
      Does your faith have an on and off switch?

      • Joe M

        Does yours?

  • i see hate

    Welcome back Steve! I see you decided to continue writing for a group that promised to “fan hostility” agaiant minorities in order to “drive a wedge between” Americans. You must be so proud.

  • BufordJr

    “Comedy gold,” you WISH.
    Biden will show your Paul Ryan up like the smirking little punk that he is.

    • Rich

      Oh come on every fool should have his fool’s gold.

      • Joe M

        Which commandment are you following? Does your faith have an on and off switch?



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