Category Archives: Humor

21 Ways Catholics Break Up With Each Other

  Because sometimes you just need to stick a fork in it and go in peace to love and serve the Lord.   1.   “I just think you would look really good in vestments.”       2.   “I’ve been praying about it, and I think God wants you to become a nun.”     [...]

9 Things About Your Car that Say “Hi, We’re Catholic!”

  1.   There’s a rosary hanging from the rear-view mirror.             Just keep it on a short leash, like the one in this picture, or you risk losing an eye.  Sure, if you’re going to blind yourself permanently you might as well do it with a very small crucifix, but [...]

What are Catholics To Do? Here are the Top 5 Places for Voluntary Exile

Over the past few years, Catholics have seen a non-stop assault on traditional values. With the reversal of DOMA by the Supreme Court, the aggressively anti-Catholic liberal agenda will only become stronger. As Christians, it is our duty to bear witness and to stand up for our beliefs, but what if things get really bad–like [...]

Take the Quiz: What’s your Catholic I.Q.?

  Do you have what it takes? The following 10 questions aren’t hard, but they will test your knowledge of all things Catholic – from Church history to vital current issues that impact your practice of the Faith. Okay fine, not really.  These are just questions that occurred to me on Sunday during the homily.  [...]

Friday Papist Meme

Had a little time on my hands this morning! Photo credit: Vatican Radio – English

Funny Because It’s True

Jim Gaffigan tells jokes for a living and, lucky for him, he’s really good at it. (See the embedded video at the bottom of this post.) He’s also Catholic and has five kids, which led Michelle Boorstein of the Washington Post to ask, “Is comic Jim Gaffigan the Catholic Church’s newest evangelizer?” (h/t New Advent): [...]

Want to Travel in Time? Go To Mass!

If you’re like me, fans of the Doctor Who series on the BBC have been filling your Facebook timeline with speculation about who will be the next eponymous “Doctor” in the series. If you’re like me, you also have no clue why this should matter, because you have never seen the show. Apparently the show [...]

What Does Carlsberg Beer and a Cardinal Have in Common?

This has already been a week of rough news. Scandals in Washington. Tragedy in Oklahoma (please join CatholicVote in responding). So how about something completely different? Christoph Cardinal Schonborn, the Archbishop of Vienna, is now on Twitter, and he’s taking your questions. Someone asked him recently, “after a hard day as the cardinal, what kind [...]

GOD to Obama: NO, I WON’T BLESS PLANNED PARENTHOOD

Disclaimer:  All of the angels and saints quoted below agreed to be interviewed only on the condition of anonymity.  We have honored that request.  To the extent they reveal their own identity by what they say, we consider that not our problem. Wow, talk about a rough week for the president. First, the whole Benghazi cover-up is [...]


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